Dear, please don't leave
Your Summer's Eve
In there by the sink..
Last night, so drunk
I must've thunk
Was wine to drink,

I chugged some nips
It numbed my lips
And I felt my tongue expand
How can you stand
That Summer's Eve?

Saw painted kites
And purple lights
Spiders in my cup
And when I read
What the bottle said,
I sobered up..

I stomped and spit
Mouth foamed a bit
My face turned green and blue
Tossed my lunch, I lost it to
The Summer's Eve..
,
Such ain't occurred
With old Thunderbird
Or cheap Muscatel
But that Eve stuff
It's pretty rough
Let me tell ya' gal..
To think you'd splat
That on your cat
Is so hard to believe..
It ate my sleeve..
Your Summer's Eve

Bad Summer's Eve,
..Yuck, The Summer's Eve