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Song Parodies -> "Dry Rope"

Original Song Title:

"High Hope"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Dry Rope"

Parody Written by:

Eye1zLotto

The Lyrics

To Viagra. 'Nuff said!Enjoy Eye1
DRY ROPE

Next time you're down, self doubt all around
There's a lot of concern, it'll never rebound

Just what makes your libido rant
Block'n the nerves, brain to your pants
Anyone knows your doc-can
Do a plastic implant

But he's got that eyyye-scope, he's got that eyyye-scope
He'll probe high near the thigh, bring-plen'yyy of dope

So any time it's hanging low
'stead of frett'n so
Just remember this chant
Oops, don't get a plastic implant

When nature calls and you're inside the mall
There's a lot of concern, there's only one stall

Once there was a middle-aged man
Skinny wife, much younger than him
Suddenly his act, ain't worth a damn
Now he's hatch'n a plan

Now he's got a dryyyy-rope, he's got a dryyyy-rope
He made a vi-agra-buy, a month's supplyyyy-dope

So any time you're perform'n bad
'stead of gett'n mad
Just remember that chant
Via-gra can fix, your organ that can't

Small problems in the bedroom
It'll get notice'd, all too soon
It's just bound to blow up
Oops, finally all snook'y will stop

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Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Congratulations, Eye1! Great parody of an old chestnut - 555.

ChuckyG approved a parody dealing with penises and sexual content! HOORAY!! I guess this means penises, Viagra, and male sexual biology are OK as parody topics......that widens the scope of possible funny subject areas!
Eye1 - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well thank you, thank you, thank you to all my aboring hams. My teacher once told me that I was areal smart fell'er. Or, was that a real fart smeller? Actually, I was on pins and needles all night. And, with some fortuitive guidance from a certain member herein, I was able to craft a (hopefully) humorous parody on a heretofore taboo subject. Film at 11! Eye1
Phil Alexander - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I was looking at "High Hopes" with a view to a parody, but hadn't come up with the right topic - this one's very sharp and great fun :-)
Eye1 - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil.
Paul Robinson - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
eye1 - Nice work. A large contribution to "amiright.com's" growing and already swollen list of member parodies. Johnny D - Well, it looks like there really aren't any "Hard and Fast" rules on this. Each work is 'measured' separately. An arduous task. I wouldn't want to be the one who has to scrutinize this delicate subject matter.

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