Song Parodies -> Big Girls Need Guys
| Original Song Title: | "Big Girls Don't Cry" |
| Original Performer: | Frankie Vallie and The Four Seasons |
| Parody Song Title: | "Big Girls Need Guys" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
The "rise" of the Big Beautiful Women!!!
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
Bi-ig Girls
They Ne-ed Guy-uy-uys (They need guys)
Bi-ig Girls
All Need Guys (They're fat but lay guys)
My-y Girl, Is Super Si-ie-ize (Wide? How Wide?)
My-y Girl don't eat rye (But Pecan Pies)
(Skinny Boy) Told this girl we had to hook up
(Skinny Boy) Hoped that I could see flab buff
(Skinny Boy) Then we went to get some fries
"Big Girls Need Guys"
Bi-ig Girls They Ain't Spry-ie-ie (They ain't spry)
Bi-ig Girls I Rely (They're fat but lay guys)
(Chubby Checker-Like Solo)
Bay-y-be, Downed a poo-oo-ool (Of Red Bu-ull)
Abbey, Made me drool (I've got to ogle)
(Chubby Girl) Shame it's true, your mama's thin
(Chubby Girl) Keep eating, never diet
(Chubby Girl) Banging you, I like your size
Big Girls Do Guys
Bi-ig Girls
They Ne-ed Guy-uy-uys (Need King Size)
Bi-ig Girls Need Guys (They don't exercise)
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
(Fade to fat I mean black)
Big Girls Need Guys
Bi-ig Girls
They Ne-ed Guy-uy-uys (They need guys)
Bi-ig Girls
All Need Guys (They're fat but lay guys)
My-y Girl, Is Super Si-ie-ize (Wide? How Wide?)
My-y Girl don't eat rye (But Pecan Pies)
(Skinny Boy) Told this girl we had to hook up
(Skinny Boy) Hoped that I could see flab buff
(Skinny Boy) Then we went to get some fries
"Big Girls Need Guys"
Bi-ig Girls They Ain't Spry-ie-ie (They ain't spry)
Bi-ig Girls I Rely (They're fat but lay guys)
(Chubby Checker-Like Solo)
Bay-y-be, Downed a poo-oo-ool (Of Red Bu-ull)
Abbey, Made me drool (I've got to ogle)
(Chubby Girl) Shame it's true, your mama's thin
(Chubby Girl) Keep eating, never diet
(Chubby Girl) Banging you, I like your size
Big Girls Do Guys
Bi-ig Girls
They Ne-ed Guy-uy-uys (Need King Size)
Bi-ig Girls Need Guys (They don't exercise)
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
(Fade to fat I mean black)
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Well, Matthias, I guess this gives us the "skinny" on "Big Girls"...passing some "Big Fives" at you...
Fun to sing with the OS. 555
nice job. 555
I wouldn't advise Frankie Valli to sing this (he's about five-foot-four and maybe 140 soaking wet), but I find it to be a crushing good parody. I shoulda gone for Carnie Wilson when I had the chance.
Thanks... Paul, Rick, Carol, and Mike for your fat fives.
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