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Song Parodies -> "Big Girls Need Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Big Girls Don't Cry"

Parody Song Title:

"Big Girls Need Guys"

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The Lyrics

The "rise" of the Big Beautiful Women!!!
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys

Bi-ig Girls
They Ne-ed Guy-uy-uys (They need guys)
Bi-ig Girls
All Need Guys (They're fat but lay guys)
My-y Girl, Is Super Si-ie-ize (Wide? How Wide?)
My-y Girl don't eat rye (But Pecan Pies)

(Skinny Boy) Told this girl we had to hook up
(Skinny Boy) Hoped that I could see flab buff
(Skinny Boy) Then we went to get some fries
"Big Girls Need Guys"

Bi-ig Girls They Ain't Spry-ie-ie (They ain't spry)
Bi-ig Girls I Rely (They're fat but lay guys)

(Chubby Checker-Like Solo)

Bay-y-be, Downed a poo-oo-ool (Of Red Bu-ull)
Abbey, Made me drool (I've got to ogle)

(Chubby Girl) Shame it's true, your mama's thin
(Chubby Girl) Keep eating, never diet
(Chubby Girl) Banging you, I like your size

Big Girls Do Guys

Bi-ig Girls
They Ne-ed Guy-uy-uys (Need King Size)
Bi-ig Girls Need Guys (They don't exercise)

Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys
Big Girls Need Guys

(Fade to fat I mean black)
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Paul Robinson - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Matthias, I guess this gives us the "skinny" on "Big Girls"...passing some "Big Fives" at you...
Rick C - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun to sing with the OS. 555
carol - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job. 555
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I wouldn't advise Frankie Valli to sing this (he's about five-foot-four and maybe 140 soaking wet), but I find it to be a crushing good parody. I shoulda gone for Carnie Wilson when I had the chance.
Matthias - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks... Paul, Rick, Carol, and Mike for your fat fives.
Matthias - February 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Probably one of my better paced old ones if you switch: "They don't exercise" with "They do- not exercise" it fits the pace better.
Blaydeman - February 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Solid parody here Matthias. Overall very good pacing and very funny,
Agrimorfee - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin':
Below Average Dave - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Seen this before, guess I've never commented. . .its good, like most FV parodies, TOS leans itself to repetition
Arwen - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Artistry...I agree with BAD that the OS doesn't give you a lot to work with...and I'm also not sure why your girl wouldn't eat rye bread...but you did a nice job with what you had. =)
Matthias - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment
When compared to White Bread, Rye Bread is worse for you.
bobpiecheese - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Not a lot to work with, but this was still pretty good for a five-year-old parody. Big fat 555 for you!
Rex - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You chubby chaser you. Maybe ABC will follow up on "Cougar Town" with "Hippoville".

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