Song Parodies -> Shag Doll

Original Song Title:	"Rag Doll"
Original Performer:	Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:	"Shag Doll"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

Malcolm Higgins has a parody titled "Shag Doll", but his is a parody of an Aerosmith song.

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

Ahh, ahhhhh-ah-ah-ahh (shag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

(Gland be down)
When he was just a nerd his nerdly gland was down

(Gland be down)
Frat-brothers laughed at him 'cause he'd shyly turn down

'Til a --- shag doll
Balled him --- shag doll
Such a latex face --- molded, pressed, in place!

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

(Glad shag doll)
He'd change her sad rags into glad rads to get wood

(Stiff guys' wood)
The frat boys got a buzz from plying her real good

She's a

Shag doll

Such a

Shag doll

Though she's vinyl, I,
Just can't say, good-bye!

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Shag doll, ooh)
Your rub-ber rubs me where I "Ahhh"

A-ahh, ahhhh-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (Shag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

A-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (Shag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

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alvin rhodes - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Such a latex face --- molded, pressed, in place!...lol...5s

Johnny D - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin. I wonder if anybody will discover the little typographical-visual-pun that I concealed somewhere in this parody? I'll give a hint --- it involves 2 letters which are not consecutive.

Paul Robinson - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

JD, you are still the champ of sexually-tinged innuendo...5's...No, I couldn't spot that "typo-visual-pun" you referred to...gave up rather quickly, though...

Michael Pacholek - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Is her name Sherry? Because, as we all know, fake girls don't cry. Yes, Paul is right, Johnny is still the champ. No one else wants to get into the ring with him.

Red Ant - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

'fraid I don't know this one nor can I find the pun.

Johnny D - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul, Michael, and Red Ant.

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Song Parodies -> Shag Doll

"Rag Doll"

Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons

"Shag Doll"

Johnny D

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