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Song Parodies -> "Merkin's My Way Back To You"

Original Song Title:

"Working My Way Back To You"

Parody Song Title:

"Merkin's My Way Back To You"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Merkin's my way back to you, babe
To your yearning glove's insides

Yeah my merkin's my way back to you, babe
On my lap-piness it lies
I brush it every day
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo, ooo!)
Keeping fleas away
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo, ooo!)

When you were so in love with me
My body-hair was wild and free

An accident at the Nair factory
Killed every hair cell on my body

I was cryin' then
But I ain't
About to go
Livin' my life without you

I found a way
To satisfy
Your hair fetish
With a wig 'tween my thighs!

My mink merkin's my way back to you, babe
To your yearning glove's insides

My merkin's my way back to you, babe
With adhesive I've applied
My mink pubic toupee
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo, ooo!)
Cost me three weeks' pay
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo, ooo!)

You used to love my hairy thighs
They made me seem like your Tarzan guy

But if you'd known of my hairless destiny
Would you be here, babe, lovin' me?

How my hair was long
And manly
And now that it's gone
Babe
It must piss you so

But now I'm proud
My mer-kin
Will make you think
About letting me in

My mink merkin's my way back to you, babe
To your yearning glove's insides

My merkin's my way back to you, babe
So come on and take a ride
My magic carpet waits
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo, ooo!)
Come on, it feels great!
(ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo, ooo!)

Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

Merkin's my way back to you, babe
To your yearning glove's insides

My merkin's my way back to you, babe
On my lap-piness it lies
(Oh how it's lyin')

Merkin's my way back to you, babe
To your yearning glove's insides

(repeat and fade)

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Jim Bob - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Outstanding. Merkin mania is sweeping the nation.
Guy - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad to see this merkin' its way to my view. I waited hair all night for this to post. No disappointment. JD always delivers. High thighs, er I mean fives.
Ravyn Rant - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the parody, 10s for the merkin. It's hiring day at my local Renaissance faire tomorrow - I just know I won't be able to get through the day without several merkin references! (~singing~) what could be sweeter than wigs on my tweeter...
Guy - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothin' would be finna
Than a wig for my vagina
It's so boring.
Arwen - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Keeping fleas away? So gross! =) It's a good thing I love you, Johnny! 5s...
Adagio - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...shush, Guy. :D
I didn't know this was such a problem until yesterday. Thanks for the parody. ;)
alvin rhodes - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
a mink one, eh ?....tres chic...5s
Johnny D - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everybody.

Jim Bob: It must be, considering all those merkins on display at the DNC and RNC.

Guy: Hairdy-hair-hair!

Arwen: Breaded fleas, breaded fleas, breaded fleas, yeah, breaded fleas...Eat more bugs tomorrow...Breaded fleas!

Adagio: I didn't know much about it until I saw Rick's parody yesterday, too. What a wacky bunch us human beings are! I love it! ;-)

Alvin: Yes, mink....and for my vixen, fox, of course, heh heh heh... ;-D
Johnny D - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ravyn Rant: Oops, I apologize for hitting "Submit Comments" before including you in my reply. Thank you, too.

So, you're auditioning for a Renaissance Faire, eh? A friend of mine who plays, sells, and teaches folk harp used to perform at one....the Faire she used to perform at had a reputation for telling would-be performers they would be paid something, and then not paying them --- so I called that Faire the Un-Faire.

I think, if I remember correctly, that the Faire's management actually did pay the actors who played the King, the Queen, and maybe a few other key characters....but so many actors, singers, dancers, jugglers, jousters, knights, equestrians, craftspeople, artisans, etc etc etc would show up for auditions that the Faire figured --- I guess --- that because the competition was so stiff, they could stiff the bulk of their cast....oh well....that's show biz, I guess.
Rick D - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Now look what we started.
Ravyn Rant - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny - this "un-faire" wouldn't be in CA, would it? I can think of a couple of faire owners who balk at the idea of paying their people. When a certain corporation (we'll just call them "Renco") took over my faire some years ago (they've since left, thank heaven), the CEO was quoted as saying that we would pay them to work there. They'll take total advantage of your love of it if you let them. I have a "real" faire job, however - I sell beer. Yes, I'm an ale wench. It's the most fun you can have making decent money at a Ren Faire. I even manage to work some parodies into it. ;)
Johnny D - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ravyn, you're an ale wench? Far out, mi'Lady!! No, the un-faire to which I referred is not in CA, and to avoid legal entanglements, I will refrain from specifying its GPS coordinates. IMHO, if faire organizers want to get away with paying as few people as possible, they should simply make it crystal-clear up-front that certain people will NOT be paid, and certain people WILL be paid --- with no ambiguity and with no back-pedaling later.

Ravyn, BTW, I'm an old theater geek myself and an occasional-quasi-closet-medievalist --- I attended a Ren-faire once (a faire my harp-playing friend was working at) wearing my long flowing hooded cloak, a "buccaneer" shirt, and some knee-high leather boots! You can see proof of my theater credentials here:

http://www.concordplayers.org/Members2/SmallJohn.html

Ravyn Rant - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny - Oh, my! A Trekkie and a theater geek? And you write parodies? I hope your wife appreciates you!

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