-> "Shop Like A Man"
Original Song Title:
"Walk Like A Man"
Parody Song Title:
"Shop Like A Man"
The Lyrics
Ooh-oooh-ooh oooh-oooh ooh-ooh-ooooooh (tick, tock, tick, tock)
Ooh-oooh-ooh oooh-oooh ooh-ooooh..... shop…… ninety-one….!
Black, cream or blue, should I get one or two-oo
Do they hide my lumps and flaunt my curves?
My guy’s sitting outside while I’m outfitting
I think that I’m getting on his nerves
(Why can’t I) shop like a man,
Get with the plan,
Cut to the de-ci-sion?
No turning back,
Rip it off the rack
Just shop like a man and run!
Ooh-oooh-ooh oooh-oooh ooh-ooh-ooooooh (tick, tock)....oooh (tick, tock)
Ooh-oooh-ooh oooh-oooh ooh-ooh-ooooooh
These shoes are ni-ice, and they’re in my si-ize
But they’re half-price in the mall
Now it’s a chooser between cerise and fuschia
Guess I’ll just have to buy them all
(Wish I could) shop like a man
Fast as I can
Buy the first thing I see
Or if I’m on
A shopping marathon
Just not take a man with me!
Ooh-oooh-ooh oooh-oooh ooh-ooh-ooooooh (tick, tock)....oooh (tick, tock)
**(Repeat ‘til fade or slumber – whichever comes first)**
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