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Song Parodies -> "Can't Take The Ice Off Of You"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli and Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Take The Ice Off Of You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon@aol.com

The Lyrics

You died last week, dear, it's true
Can't Take The Ice Off Of You
You'd turn like fish in the sun
Just a wee bit overdone
You had no insurance, dear
And that's why you are still here
I tried, the freezer won't do
Can't Take The Ice Off Of You

You're propped up nice in your chair
Always watched TV from there
Had to pry open your eyes
Hope you can see past the flies
Your face seems full, you look swell
With lipstick, rouge, still my gal
Each day I buy ten bags, new
Can't Take The Ice Off Of You..

I love you baby, though you're so
Cold to touch
I love you baby,
Darned funeral's cost too much
I love you baby,
even more, every day
Oh pretty baby,
You're really cool, this way
Oh pretty baby
I hope you don't decay
Each night I love you baby,
I still love you..

Today you're lookin' more blue
Can't Take The Ice Off Of You
Guess trash day, me and friend Herb
Will set you out by the curb..


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Royce Miller - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
There must be 50 ways to freeze your lover.
alvin rhodes - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
sick stuff...right up my alley...5s
AFW - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce...Hey, I think you got yourself another title, there............ And thanks, alvin....
Paul Robinsonq - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Uh, "Cool" parody, AFW...5's - Say, did you want to post this under "Airfarcewon@aol.com" or did you just miss noticing your e-mail address tagged to the end of your handle when you posted it?
Royce Miller - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW--I won't lay claim to that title, if someone wants to. I can imagine someone like you writing a truly funny one, though. I'm not up for it myself.
AFW - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul..yeah, just a goof...but, I'll let it go...and thanks,again, Royce...
Paul Robinson - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - Or you could repost tomorrow with your correct handle and then ask ChuckyG to delete this version. That way you would get credit for it on your Author's page. Otherwise after today it floats off into "Author's with less than 10 parody postings" purgatory and is virtually invisible unless someone happens to look up your title or do a "Search" of this OS or performer.
Johnny D - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
5s ... that's cold, man. ;-)
Christine - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Man, that's great!
AFW - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, again, Paul....but it's no barnburner..so, I'll just let it frost out there in the unknown....and thanks, Johnny, and Christine

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