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Song Parodies -> "Ted Cruz"

Original Song Title:

"Sea Cruise"

Original Performer:

Frankie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"Ted Cruz"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Cruz says: "I will not compromise with the Democrats". That's called "FASCISM"....This guy is worse than Trump....The entire Senate hates his guts. And he's not even a real American citizen. I hope they bring THAT up soon.
Old lyin' Ted is back in the news
If he gets elected, we'll be singin' the blues
So it's my guess, he is goin' to lose
What would make you wanna' vote for Ted Cruz?


Looney....looney, yeah he's
Looney....looney, yeah he's
Looney....looney, Tell me....
Why would anybody vote for Ted Cruz?

Wait till the convention, everyone agrees....
They don't like Kasich but he's the best of the three


Congress thinks that Ted has got his head up his ass
(He) Never hesitates to stick a knife in their back
Republicans, you just don't have no one to choose
What would make you wanna' vote for Ted Cruz?


Screwy....screwy, yeah he's
Screwy....screwy, yeah he's
Screwy....screwy, Tell me.....
Why would anybody vote for Ted Cruz?


Over at the rally, Donald says Ted's been lyin'
Ted will turn the tables, say that Trump is whinin'
So take a guess who'll be blowin' a fuse
What would make you wanna' vote for Ted Cruz?


Fool me? No way! He can't
Fool me? No way! He can't
Fool me? No way! Tell me....
Why would anybody vote for Ted Cruz?


Wait till the convention, everyone agrees...
They don't like Kasich but he's the best of the three


Clue--ee, Ted ain't got no
Clue--ee, Ted ain't got no
Clue--ee, someone tell me....
Why would anybody vote for Ted Cruz?

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Rob Arndt - April 14, 2016 - Report this comment
555 for the parody, Jeff.
JohnnyPyro - April 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Good stuff!
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Great OS, Well done parody-lyrics. Repulsive line in Intro " He's not even a real...", smacks of Trumpery, or worse. What country do you think Sen. C is a cit. of? 4s.

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