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Song Parodies -> "Sea Cruise II"

Original Song Title:

"Sea Cruise"

Original Performer:

Frankie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"Sea Cruise II"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Old Man Ocean's tryin' to be our doom
We like blue waves but not inside our room
Like a bad dream, just woke up from a snooze
Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise..

Water, water, baby !
Leanin', leanin', baby !
Sinkin', sinkin', baby !
Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise

I feel like jumpin' baby, won't you join me, please
I don't like drownin' and water's now up to our knees

We better start movin', baby, or we're dyin'
This boat is takin' water, it's Titanic time
This ain't no test..why, this boat did we choose
Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise

Water, water, baby !
Leanin', leanin', baby !
Sinkin', sinkin', baby !
Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise

I feel like jumpin' baby, won't you join me, please
I don't like drownin' and water's now up to our knees

We better start movin', baby, or we're dyin'
You sure this ain't a movie..or an ad for flyin'
Where's my Mae West, why, this boat did we choose
Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise

Water, water, baby !
Leanin', leanin', baby !
Sinkin', sinkin', baby !
Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise

I feel like jumpin' baby, won't you join me, please
I don't like drownin' and water's now up to our knees

Why's Italy above us, horizontal, that smokestack
We're headin' for the lifeboats, Captain's leadin' the pack
This ain't no test..why, this boat did we choose
Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise

Water, water, baby !
Leanin', leanin', baby !
Sinkin', sinkin', baby !
Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise

Next time we're not goin' on a sea cruise

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