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Song Parodies -> "Dead Limbless Stumps"

Original Song Title:

"The Brady Bunch TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Frank DeVon and Sherwood Schwartz

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Limbless Stumps"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Mr. Brady meets The Walking Dead!!!
Here's the story of a lovely AK
with a railing mount for a chainsaw to kill
type of bayonet was bold, meant for slaughter
an end of the world thrill

Here's the story of a bunch of zombies
Undead living that down the highway did roam
They were four hundred bunched all together
with rotting skin and bones

Till the one day when the AK met these ferals
And the gunman knew that shooting was not enough,
That the chainsaw was now needed badly,
That's the way the zombies became limbless stumps!

Dead limbless stumps, dead limbless stumps
The proud gunman then ripped them all apart !!!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Patrick - January 08, 2013 - Report this comment
A motorized chainsaw bayonet? That would be one "hell" of a weapon. Pelosi would be writing a ban before anyone could even invent such a thing.
Old Man Ribber - January 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Why I really enjoyed this is I can't get enough of grotesque or even morbid lyrics sung to cheerful vacuous empty-headed oh-so-happy originals. ;D
Rob Arndt - January 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Patrick, not only have they been invented, but companies make mounts for them already along with "Walking Dead" REAL edged weapon kits!!! IIRC, a soldier somehere in the ME attempted to convert his M4 to take such a weapon but was reprimanded. This weapon is popular in the US South- gee, I wonder why ;-)
Jonathan - January 08, 2013 - Report this comment
pretty good 5's
Lifeliver - January 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Lethal weapons and undead = bloodthirsty blamelessness - with no fatalities. Wish it were a bit longer. 555s

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