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Song Parodies -> "Something Putrid"

Original Song Title:

"Something Stupid"

Original Performer:

Frank And Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Something Putrid"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i know i'm out of line, cause i disgust you all the time
it just seems funny to me
and if i eat handfuls of ants...i know that there's a chance
that you'll be angry with me
and afterwards, i pop a bunch of flies into my face
and i begin to chew
i love when you recoil and bawl
my eating something putrid don't amuse you

i am finished with the flies...and eat mud pies...which you despise
and it just makes you sore
its really out of line to you...the things i do
you've never seen the like before

i practice every day to find a clever brand new way
to get reactions from you
and i'll never hesitate to gross you out and nauseate
with the weird things i do
the time is face is full of dread...i take my bread
and smear some nostril goo
i love when you recoil and bawl
my eating something putrid don't amuse you

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Phil Alexander - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Is there an "uncontrollable vomit" smiley? Never mind, I guess I'll just have to do a laughing one instead :-D
Kristof Robertson - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You are a very disturbed individual, Mr Rhodes- but very funny. 555
alvin rhodes - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i AM disturbed...and PROUD of it...hee hee hee...thanks for the votes, phil and kristof
Jonathan C. - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
About the same effect I have with the original tune(BRAAAACCHH!), only yours is funnier. Keep up the good work, Alvin.
alvin rhodes - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks jonathan
Lozzie R - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeuch! That was funny!
alvin rhodes - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you for takin' a peek
Leo Jay - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
What, is this guy practicing for Fear Factor or something? :P 5-5-5
Cynth - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I bow down to your scansion abilities. You've captured the TRUE essence of the melody with the daft and disgusting nostril goo lyrics.

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