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Song Parodies -> "Hillary Don’t Cry!"

Original Song Title:

"Big Girls Don't Cry"

Original Performer:

Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Hillary Don’t Cry!"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

Loss in Iowa, Hillary cries. / Tough questions from a political debate host, cries... / Gets called out on her inconsistencies by her opponents in a debate, cries. / "The Boys Club" is picking on her, she whines for 3 weeks / In Connecticut - behind in polls, on cue/on camera, cries / Media is all picking on me, (after 3 more losses), cries / A mention of her pimping her grown daughter - whines / "I always get the first questions in these debates" Hillary whines. -YAWN-- Someone pass this sniveling actress a Kleenex & get her off my TV! I am certain that the leaders of Syria, North Korea, Iran, Pakistan etc. will be equally as impressed when she breaks down and cries in front of them them moment she doesn't get her way! Who knows, maybe Obama can rescue some kittens stuck in a drain pipe on TV to offset this drama queen's croc! I say, "Fooled em once, shame on her - fooled 'em twice, shame on BOTH of them; fooled them again, "they're idiots", fooled them yet again, blind morons... and yet again.... brain dead. A tribute to Our Lady of Perpetual Victim-hood......

Hillary don’t cry!
Hillary don't cry!

Hillary, don’t you cry-yi-yi (but still she cries!)
Hillary, don’t cry (she won't stop whining!)
Boy's club, is so mean-to-me (oh poor Hillary!)
They pick on me (and make her cry)

(whining girl) said Iowa just didn't count
(whining girl) hey don't ask that, it's not fair!
(whining girl) the media all hates me!

Hillary don't cry!
Hillary, hate fake cry-yi-yi's (but still she cries!)
Hillary, hate fake cries (she won't stop whining!)

(Media) was so cru-u-uel (so darn bad)
I don't pimp my girl (think we're fools?)

(whining girl) Says Barack's picking on me!
(whining girl) always I, must answer first!
Shame on you, you fake cries! Hillary whines

Hillary, don’t you cry-yi-yi (but still she cries!)
Hillary, don’t cry (she'll never stop whining)

Big girls don't cry!
But Hillary
cries and cries!
Small girls fake cry
And Hillary
fake cries!
Big girls don't cry!
Hillary cries, with subtitles! A video that you would really enjoy and even smile at - if that is, it were not so very true!

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 9

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The Gay Voice - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Won't get into a debate, but if you are going to rip on someone (over and over again), at least pace it right--is that too much to ask?
You bring tears to eyes all right - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment
No need for parody here, there's already Kiss's "Tears are falling" to be played without changing a word, almost...
Immoral Liberal - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah, right. I hate to admit this but I'm really starting to feel sorry for you; you need help. They're coming to take you away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take you away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
UnKnownVotress - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
555 frm "Our Lady of PrrrrrPetual Husbands"!
Linda T - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Gay Voice
You must not know the song – it’s paced right, you are just jealous!

You bring tears -
I’m really not sure what you just said, sorry!

Immoral Squirrel
- Yeah, same old typical immature personal attacking response! What a surprise! You just don’t like your whining corrupted candidate to be called out on one of her many weaknesses – so you resort to attacking me! Big deal – same old, same old.

– Thanks (and love your “Our Lady” bit – cute!
Immoral Liberal - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
The White Coats are coming, the white coats are coming. Bush = worst president in history. Oh, and your boy Cheney - way to go with the tainted water. I'm sorry that the Right Rev. Huckabee didn't make it - he was almost as crazy as you are. What type of diapers was Sen. Vitter pampered with?

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