Song Parodies -> The Ballad of Paris Hilton
| Original Song Title: | "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" |
| Original Performer: | Flatt & Scruggs |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Ballad of Paris Hilton" |
| Parody Written by: | Thor2000 |
I know this is old news, but I just found it again after leaving it unfinished for a while.
Come listen to my story of a gal named Paris
Tabloid whore and spoiled rotten heiress
And then one day she met Nicole Richie
And together they drive around drunk and bitchy
Car accidents, that is! Smash and drive! Lots of casualties!
Well, first thing you know they caught by the law
Didn’t want to go to jail, they would scream and bawl
Used her wealth and tried every single ploy
But off went the heiress with the body of a boy
Anorexic, that is! Rail-thin! Skinny as a pole!
Well, now it’s time to say good-bye to Paris and her series
It’s off the air; we’re over our misery
We’re all hoping we’ll never have to see her
But why’d they have to go and free her!
Gone she was! Locked Up! Out of Society!
Can’t you lock her back up again?
Tabloid whore and spoiled rotten heiress
And then one day she met Nicole Richie
And together they drive around drunk and bitchy
Car accidents, that is! Smash and drive! Lots of casualties!
Well, first thing you know they caught by the law
Didn’t want to go to jail, they would scream and bawl
Used her wealth and tried every single ploy
But off went the heiress with the body of a boy
Anorexic, that is! Rail-thin! Skinny as a pole!
Well, now it’s time to say good-bye to Paris and her series
It’s off the air; we’re over our misery
We’re all hoping we’ll never have to see her
But why’d they have to go and free her!
Gone she was! Locked Up! Out of Society!
Can’t you lock her back up again?
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Paris & Nicole, the LA Duo, . . . they give us something to fantasize about . . . Eh, Duke o'Edge???
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