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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Bill O'Reilly"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Jed Clampett"

Original Performer:

Flatt and Scruggs

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Bill O'Reilly"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Thanks to for the highly inspiring "On The Phone Again" parody which let me know about the story here, where Mr. O'Reilly called up his female producer and masturbated with a vibrator while talking to her. She is now suing him for 60 million dollars for harrassment
Cum and glisten to a story about a man named Bill
A bush gadgeteer with a new vibratin' drill
Just last week there's a buzzin' in the rear
And down to the ground flew his stumble-in' career

Foiled, that is; whacked pole; flexed his wee

Well, the girl's filing suit, she'll be a millionaire
Most folks read Bill's ass was kinda bare
Read he was horny, had a face where she could sit
She recorded all the muck now Bill's in deeper shit

Now that's a crime he still denies, he said he didn't sin
With press and lawyers droolin' for the court case to begin

You're all invited back to view his amorality
And hear us folks a-laughin' at his sexuality

Thrill Billy, he is...buttocks gelled...take yer pants off
He'll come back door, we clear?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 16

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Stuart McArthur - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
ho ho, that is very deft Dee - you've nailed Bill alright, but not the way he might prefer to be nailed - 555
Kristof Robertson - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm just coming around to this story (ooh-er missus!) Lovely, Dee 555
Johnny D - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh did a A'Really, er, I mean, O'Reilly good job on this! "Foiled, that is; whacked pole; flexed his wee" ..... LOL! 5's!
Dee Range - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, Kristof, and Johnny D....thank you all for the nice comments...much appreciated
Guy - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I think he's kinda screwed. Great parody.
John Barry - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Geat job, Dee! Bill was spinning his zone.
Airfarcewon - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This satire was no flat tire...Bill's must be paid
Dee Range - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, he is screwed all right.....John Barry, good pun... how about......ass-halt no battery (groan) :-)
Dee Range - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Airfarcewon...thank you!!!
alvin rhodes - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
glad to see this clown takin' his lumps...good parody to sing along with....5s
Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This happened too soon after Bill Clinton's heart surgery. All the laughing he's gotta be doing can't be good for him.
Dee Range - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin,thanks, and Michael P......too true my friend :-)

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