And the game said, "Dance Dance Revolution," and it caught my eye
So I put my tokens into the slot, and decided to go and try
Well the music, it started to play and play, and I danced till it was through
Then I fell off the mat and I landed flat, my face was turning blue

Games games
Everywhere games
Joysticks and machinery
Breaking my brain
Play this, then play that
Have you played the games?

And the game had a big shiny sniper rifle, and a laser site
So I aimed the gun and I let off a round, Whoa! It gave me a fright
How was I supposed to take them out when they're trying to do me in?
But I shot 'em down all over the place, Man...I played like a winner!

Games games
Everywhere games
Joysticks and machinery
Breaking my brain
Play this, then play that
Have you played the games?

"Oh say now, mister, can't you see?
You got to be a little insane to play me
I'm the best, no I can't be beat
You're just a lame beginner"

And the game says "It's gonna cost another two coins for one more try" D'oh!

And the game says "Everybody welcome. Come in. Sit down and play"
But when I tried to give a token to pay for it all
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I went to the man at the counter, And I made up my own corny line
I said "I lost my coin in that machine." And he paid for it that time! Wow!

Games games
Everywhere games
Joysticks and machinery
Breaking my brain
Play this, then play that
Have you played the games?

Games games
Everywhere games
Joysticks and machinery
Breaking my brain
Play this, then play that
Have you played the games?