-> "Fun Writes; Puns Set"
Original Song Title:
Fiddler On The Roof: J. Stein, S. Harnick, J. Bock
Parody Song Title:
"Fun Writes; Puns Set"
Is this the Fiddlegirl I harried?
Was this the kid: annoy, each day?
I still remember how we'd smolder
Pen, kid, play!
When first we met, she was a newbie
Penned lines: abominations all
What would Professor say to
Brain ... so ... small?
AIR-MEN, those in all other branches of service besides the US Air Force, and all other men:
Pun, wise? None, get
Pun tries; "1', get
FG: slow to phrase
Al-'iens beam overnight till sun's hours
Awesome lines, weaving via rays 
AIR-WOMEN: [see above]
Pun spies, pun sets,
Sunrise, Tom gets
Nifty new ideas
One stanza, Fiddle adds another
Matin’ with rapid quips and leers.
What words of wisdom wouldst wack give her?
How can she learn TT's wordplay?
"Eliza Dofiddle"? Oh, brother!
Goy: "Oy, vay!"
They look so snatch-her-altogether
Just like unruly heads would be
PATRICK and NorHoCal:
Is there a manatee ador-...-ing ... me? 
FIDDLEGOLDE AND TEYVE TURTLE:
Fun, guys? Ton, sweat
Sometimes: shun, get
Lift, we: dry your tears
Some: pleasin'; pi**ing off some others
Gradin'? Some snappy lines; some jeers
 Many of TT's ideas aren't "thought of"; they literally "strike" (as in "a thought just struck me") -- often, just before going to sleep or immediately upon awakening. Sometimes, during the middle of the night, whereupon turtle scratches it down with pen and paper kept by bed for such moments. Anyone else have any of this happen? .... didn't think so.
Anyway, hence the running metaphor about the aliens beaming the ideas into the pea-brain. (Some have suspected that TT himself is a rather strange visitor from another planet, but it's not true, and he has a forged birth certificate to prove it.)
Geek-Note: (skippable -- aren't they all?) The scientist who finally figured out the molecular structure of the chemical, benzene, struggled for a long time with the question, but the answer finally came to him in the form of a dream, when he drifted off into a nap during his arduous studies. For once, TT will spare everyone the details.
 NorCalHo: Sorry for the name tweak. OS character's name is Hodel, and combing the AIR-waves, that's as close as we could get to it. (Patrick was perfect for "Perchick". Truly, a match made in heaven.)
 "manatee" -- Like the turtle, an aquatic, air-breathing inhabitant of warm US waters, but unlike turtles, manatees are mammals. Sometimes thought to be the inspiration for mermaids. If you're a male sailor (or sale mailer, for you spammers) who's been at sea for months, never seeing a woman, you start imagining things ... just as French explorers, out in the wilderness for many months, who discovered huge, pointy-topped peaks in Wyoming, USA, called them the Grand Tetons. ("Large Breasts") ..... (True -- isn't parody educational?)
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