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Song Parodies -> "Deletion"

Original Song Title:

"Tradition"

Parody Song Title:

"Deletion"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

In deleted-memory of The Great Amiright Vote Deletion of July 28, 2004 ...
Deletion --- Deletion!
DELETION!

Deletion --- Deletion!
DELETION!

Who, every day,
Must run dangerous programs,
Read all the submissions,
Take his daily Bayer™?

And who has the right,
As master of the site,
To click his mouse and scream "OH NO!"

The Chucky --- The Chucky!
DELETION!

The Chucky --- The Chucky!
DELETION!

Who must know the way to write a stupid song,
About a dong,
That's grown too long?

Who must phrase it carefully and write things so,
The Chuck-y's eyes won't see sex when he looks?

The Authors --- The Authors!
DELETION!

The Authors --- The Authors!
DELETION!

Chuck-y, he started run-ning tools,
And then he felt a-fraid...
He fears he clicked a wipe-out thing ---
The---votes' his-tory!

'Tis done --- 'Tis done!
DELETION!

'Tis done --- 'Tis done!
DELETION!

Vote his-tor-y's too hard
To mend and tend and fix
So what shall Readers do now,
That all the votes are nixed?

The Comments --- The Comments!
WRITE PLEASE SOME!

The Comments --- The Comments!
WRITE PLEASE SOME!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   7
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Adagio - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I just vaguely remember this, mostly because of the song on the movie that I have...it really follows! 5's
Cookie-man - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent Johnny! This song helped lift me out of a funk that I have been in since yesterday ( you'll have to read my newest submission to find out why...) Great job! 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS (Dong Know The Original Song). But I do know that Johnny D songs come with a D for Dong guarantee nowadays. Thatīs what the D in your name stands for, right? ;-)
Leo Jay - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This is terrific! Mazel Tov!
John Barry - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever, with the dual meaning, JD.
Arwen - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Johnny...but I've never written a stupid song about a too long dong. Not that I never will...but um...I guess it doesn't matter...; ) 5s.
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D(eletion), I'm feeling elation, that special sensation, allows speculation...but I can go no further here for fear I might mention eja...and we both know that would be wrong....5's...Arwen, perhaps you would find it liberating...not that you have anything to be liberated from...
Johnny D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everybody!

Adagio: I did it from memory, so I'm glad you can corroborate that my memory was not deleted in this case - thanks!

Cookie-man: Glad to have been of silly-service!

Know 1 can hear you dream: My middle name is David, but you can call me Johnny D, for short....or long. ;-)

Leo Jay: Spasibo!

John Barry: It just kind of subliminally crept in there, heh heh heh!

Arwen: A dong too long is a, oh, never mind, just insert a random filthy joke about "Hong Kong" here.

Paul Robinson: Thank you, E. Jack Q.! Later, dude!
Adagio - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul...clever comment! :D From memory, Johnny? Not even a midi? Ok....try this. Write a parody from memory with 'big band' music blasting in your ears. That's what I was trying today.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS (Dong Kibitzes Take Originality, Stupid!) But a great tribute to the reason my voting average is now a perfect 15. *gloats*
Johnny D - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat and Luke!
John Jenkins - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done, JD. A good use of humor to put the whole thing into perspective.
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks JJ.

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