VARIOUS NEW YORK VOTERS:
“Eh! So Eliot Spitzer wasn’t exactly a paragon of virtue!”
“Oy vey!”
“Yeah, but after all, what did he do here?”

“A little bit of skank.
A little bit of tail!”
“Your job!” “Your rep!”
“Resign!” “Or jail!”

“Someone should have punched his lights out long ago.”

“Your friends?” “Your foes?”
“So, what’s your voters?” “Or your vows?”

“But he’s been in office for barely a year!”

“Your livelihood!” “Your wife and kids!”

ALL NEW YORK VOTERS:
What do we lose? No one much.
Only Eliot Spitzer…

Eliot Spitzer, Eliot Spitzer,
Underused, oversexed Eliot Spitzer.
Sheriff of Wall Street on the beat!

Eliot Spitzer, Eliot Spitzer,
Pure-as-gold, off-the-wall Eliot Spitzer,
Googling for prostitutes to meet!

Soon we’ll have a governor who’s black and blind:
Paterson, our first guv of his kind!
Not Eliot Spitzer…

Say goodbye to Eliot Spitzer,
Indiscreet, obsolete Eliot Spitzer,
Poor little gov’nor, little jerk of ours.

VOTER 1:
“Eh! He’s just a governor!”

VOTER 2:
“Our President was impeached over lies about sex several years ago.”

VOTER 3:
“Maybe that’s why we can’t impeach over lies about war.”