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Song Parodies -> "Eliot Spitzer"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Fiddler on the Roof

Parody Song Title:

"Eliot Spitzer"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Okay, another Fiddler parody. You might have to pronounce "Eliot" as two syllables, like "El-yot".
“Eh! So Eliot Spitzer wasn’t exactly a paragon of virtue!”
“Oy vey!”
“Yeah, but after all, what did he do here?”

“A little bit of skank.
A little bit of tail!”
“Your job!” “Your rep!”
“Resign!” “Or jail!”

“Someone should have punched his lights out long ago.”

“Your friends?” “Your foes?”
“So, what’s your voters?” “Or your vows?”

“But he’s been in office for barely a year!”

“Your livelihood!” “Your wife and kids!”

What do we lose? No one much.
Only Eliot Spitzer…

Eliot Spitzer, Eliot Spitzer,
Underused, oversexed Eliot Spitzer.
Sheriff of Wall Street on the beat!

Eliot Spitzer, Eliot Spitzer,
Pure-as-gold, off-the-wall Eliot Spitzer,
Googling for prostitutes to meet!

Soon we’ll have a governor who’s black and blind:
Paterson, our first guv of his kind!
Not Eliot Spitzer…

Say goodbye to Eliot Spitzer,
Indiscreet, obsolete Eliot Spitzer,
Poor little gov’nor, little jerk of ours.

“Eh! He’s just a governor!”

“Our President was impeached over lies about sex several years ago.”

“Maybe that’s why we can’t impeach over lies about war.”

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MasonR - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
ZING! That last line was right on target!
John Barry - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
What Mason said.
descreteVotress - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
This is very clever . . . about the ~Sheriff of Wall Street~ He's a foxy uberGent, still drooling for sex during Lent ! ?
John Jenkins - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Congrats for doing the first Anatevka parody on AmIRight and for doing it well. But, unlike MasonR and John B, I wonder what the last line had to do with the rest of the parody. In response to it, though, of course a president can be impeached for lying about war. But, apparently everyone in a position to impeach understands that any WMD or other misrepresentations that might have been made were due to faulty information from the national and international intelligence communities, not because of intentional efforts to mislead.
Melanie Lee - March 16, 2008 - Report this comment
John Jenkins: you have good points. Thanks for your comments. However, I don't believe, IMO, that there was no intention to believe. I believe GWB was looking for any excuse to attack Iraq. Still, it's just my opinion; I could be wrong.
Melanie Lee - March 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Oops! I meant to say I don't believe there was no intention to deceive. Maybe mine was a Freudian slip. Maybe there was an intention to believe.

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