-> "M*A*S*H Major, M*A*S*H Major"
Original Song Title:
"Matchmaker, Matchmaker" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"M*A*S*H Major, M*A*S*H Major"
M*A*S*H Major, M*A*S*H Major, make me a 'catch',
Build up my bombs, tighten my hatch
M*A*S*H Major, M*A*S*H Major, blow me to bits
And re-build me all from scratch
M*A*S*H Major, M*A*S*H Major, listen to me:
I want to be all I can be!
Nip me and tuck me quite lib-er-al-ly
'Cause I get it done for free!
For Hawkeye... build my bazookas...
For Frank... widen my secret hatch...
For me... well... I'd like to see my lame 'Privates' promoted to...
M*A*S*H Major, M*A*S*H Major, make me a 'catch'
Fill my canteens (make sure they match!)
So I can give every wounded G.I.
One last sip before they die...
M*A*S*H Major, M*A*S*H Major, Korea's hell
Least you can do: make me look swell
I have enlisted at great sacrifice,
So please lipo-suck my thighs!
The men... will... sign up for duty
To get... into my 'pair o' chutes'
And when... they... plunder my booty
They'll give me their special 'no-hands salutes'
M*A*S*H Major, M*A*S*H Major, tuck in my tum
Trim down my thighs, firm up my bum
Whittle my waist down and shore up my guns....
But don't touch the lips!
These lips are HOT!
If you screw up... they're all I've got!
They just need a per...fect
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