I had my fill
On Blueberry Pie
On Blueberry Pie
When I found you

Though I got ill
On Blueberry Pie
Kept eating until
I thought I'd die..

I entered that contest crew
To eat pies, have fun
You entered the contest, too
I lost, and you won

I was so stuffed
Could not zip my fly
We made love that night
On Blueberry Pie..

I finished the eighty slice
Passed out and turned blue
You pounded the table twice
And ate eighty two..

I got so stuffed,
Could not zip my fly
We made love that night
On Blueberry Pie..

We made love that night
On Blueberry Pie..