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Song Parodies -> "Playin' Anna Kournikova"

Original Song Title:

"Blame It On The Bossa Nova"

Original Performer:

Eydie Gorme

Parody Song Title:

"Playin' Anna Kournikova"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

it was quite by chance
that she caught my eye
servin' all alone
how she let it fly
so i took my stance
and i had a go
and soon i knew
this gal must be a pro

playin' anna kournikova
and she's good as hell
playin' anna kournikova
didn't fare so well
oh..i started out a bit askance
but now, i think i need an ambulance
playin' anna kournikova
and i scored "love"

(friends said, i'm a loon)
no anna kournikova
(calling it a bluff)
no anna kournikova
(callin' me, buffoon)
no anna kournikova
(don't buy that stuff)

now, i'm glad to say
she's my bride to be
and she's gonna teach
the game, to me
and when my friends ask
"hey, can we hang out ?"
i'm gonna tell 'em
NO, without a doubt

playin' anna kournikova
and she's good as hell
playin' anna kournikova
didn't fare so well
but, she musta liked my manly stance
cause it ended up a big romance
playin' anna kournikova
we're so in love

(we'll be married soon)
my anna kournikova
(waited long enough)
my anna kournikova
(for a honeymoon)
my anna kournikova
we're so in love

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AFW - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Only way to play, alvin...good serve, here...five love
John Barry - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, you stole my comment. 5s
Rex - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sure she fell for you when you pulled out your fuzzy balls. Fun parody!
Rick C - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd like to play her too, alvin. Can i huh, can I? 555
Red Ant - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Anna K makes tennis a watchable sport.
alvin rhodes - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW john rex rick and red ant
Michael Pacholek - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Now it can be told: Alvin is a Russian hockey player. Five minutes for hooking (up).
stuart mcarthur - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
fantastic title, alvin - I suppose "Layin' Anna Kournikova" is over on WhatFreaks? - 555
alvin rhodes - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael and stuart
Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one.
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks larry
Kristof Robertson - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I love a good cheesy OS well parodied. Great fun, Al! 555

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