Song Parodies -> Playin' Anna Kournikova
| Original Song Title: | "Blame It On The Bossa Nova" |
| Original Performer: | Eydie Gorme |
| Parody Song Title: | "Playin' Anna Kournikova" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
it was quite by chance
that she caught my eye
servin' all alone
how she let it fly
so i took my stance
and i had a go
and soon i knew
this gal must be a pro
playin' anna kournikova
and she's good as hell
playin' anna kournikova
didn't fare so well
oh..i started out a bit askance
but now, i think i need an ambulance
playin' anna kournikova
and i scored "love"
(friends said, i'm a loon)
no anna kournikova
(calling it a bluff)
no anna kournikova
(callin' me, buffoon)
no anna kournikova
(don't buy that stuff)
now, i'm glad to say
she's my bride to be
and she's gonna teach
the game, to me
and when my friends ask
"hey, can we hang out ?"
i'm gonna tell 'em
NO, without a doubt
playin' anna kournikova
and she's good as hell
playin' anna kournikova
didn't fare so well
but, she musta liked my manly stance
cause it ended up a big romance
playin' anna kournikova
we're so in love
(we'll be married soon)
my anna kournikova
(waited long enough)
my anna kournikova
(for a honeymoon)
my anna kournikova
we're so in love
that she caught my eye
servin' all alone
how she let it fly
so i took my stance
and i had a go
and soon i knew
this gal must be a pro
playin' anna kournikova
and she's good as hell
playin' anna kournikova
didn't fare so well
oh..i started out a bit askance
but now, i think i need an ambulance
playin' anna kournikova
and i scored "love"
(friends said, i'm a loon)
no anna kournikova
(calling it a bluff)
no anna kournikova
(callin' me, buffoon)
no anna kournikova
(don't buy that stuff)
now, i'm glad to say
she's my bride to be
and she's gonna teach
the game, to me
and when my friends ask
"hey, can we hang out ?"
i'm gonna tell 'em
NO, without a doubt
playin' anna kournikova
and she's good as hell
playin' anna kournikova
didn't fare so well
but, she musta liked my manly stance
cause it ended up a big romance
playin' anna kournikova
we're so in love
(we'll be married soon)
my anna kournikova
(waited long enough)
my anna kournikova
(for a honeymoon)
my anna kournikova
we're so in love
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Only way to play, alvin...good serve, here...five love
AFW, you stole my comment. 5s
I'm sure she fell for you when you pulled out your fuzzy balls. Fun parody!
I'd like to play her too, alvin. Can i huh, can I? 555
Anna K makes tennis a watchable sport.
thanks AFW john rex rick and red ant
Now it can be told: Alvin is a Russian hockey player. Five minutes for hooking (up).
fantastic title, alvin - I suppose "Layin' Anna Kournikova" is over on WhatFreaks? - 555
thanks michael and stuart
Good one.
thanks larry
I love a good cheesy OS well parodied. Great fun, Al! 555
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