Song Parodies -> All I Have To Do Is Drink
| Original Song Title: | "All I Have To Do Is Dream" |
| Original Performer: | Everly Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "All I Have To Do Is Drink" |
| Parody Written by: | Claude Prez |
When I want to---score booty fine
But all I do---is score canine
With my magic wand--poof--all I have to do
is drii-ii-ink
Drink, drink, dri-ink
When I put my---Bud goggles on
You will be my---Charlize Beer-run
You reject from "Swan", you, all I have to do
is drii-ii-ink
Love is truly blind
When it's Miller Time
That's when I'm---in the mood
Only trouble's just---JEE-zus!
Sometimes it turns out she's a duuu-ude
When I want to---go get me some
I just need two---cases of rum
Tomorrow I'll dump you, first let's have a few
To drii-ii-ink
Drink, drink, dri-ink....
Alcohol makes her
Look like Liv Ty-ler
And that sure---ain't too bad
Only trouble's that---WHOA crap!
I wake the next day with her daaa-aad
I love booze so---it really pays
Because I know---it works both ways
I'll look like Keanu, all she has to do
is drii-ii-ink.....
Drink, drink, dri-ink....
But all I do---is score canine
With my magic wand--poof--all I have to do
is drii-ii-ink
Drink, drink, dri-ink
When I put my---Bud goggles on
You will be my---Charlize Beer-run
You reject from "Swan", you, all I have to do
is drii-ii-ink
Love is truly blind
When it's Miller Time
That's when I'm---in the mood
Only trouble's just---JEE-zus!
Sometimes it turns out she's a duuu-ude
When I want to---go get me some
I just need two---cases of rum
Tomorrow I'll dump you, first let's have a few
To drii-ii-ink
Drink, drink, dri-ink....
Alcohol makes her
Look like Liv Ty-ler
And that sure---ain't too bad
Only trouble's that---WHOA crap!
I wake the next day with her daaa-aad
I love booze so---it really pays
Because I know---it works both ways
I'll look like Keanu, all she has to do
is drii-ii-ink.....
Drink, drink, dri-ink....
Wake up, little floozy
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Absolute genius, Claude! Had me hooked from the "canine" line. They don't get much better than this. 555
Too funny, as usual, Claude, a total slam-drunk! Fav line: 'Bud goggles'. 5s!
Whew! There for a minute, that second line had me thinking you were going a whole 'nother way with this puppy. Hilarious -- love it, the post-script was a really nice touch, too!
What turns a dog into a fox? Just like you turned this dog of a song into something I like. This one is a good perform candidate (and a good date cuniform?)
Drink up, hidden Roofies, drink up. 555
Excellent job Claude
Like the original, *love* the change. Especially the last stanza - genius! 5'd.
Oh so funny! I get the most horrible beer goggles when I drink, so this one really hits home. Outstanding!
It's funny, Claude; you have a gift--but if I've learned one thing in life, it's that men go for looks, or so it seems. Be careful at Miller time.
"Looks" as defined by who, Royce? To me, it's always been in the eye of the beholder.......and when I "look", I see a lot more than a face and a figure. ;-)
Johnny, I knew my comment might stir some dust--but as it turns out, Claude did mention that it works both ways, so I'll just say that it's good if you're one who looks a little deeper. Cheers
well written, funny and so true
May dern well be one of yer best!!
Love it. Look for my comments on your revised version:
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