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Song Parodies -> "All I Have To Do Is Drink"

Original Song Title:

"All I Have To Do Is Dream"

Original Performer:

Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"All I Have To Do Is Drink"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

When I want to---score booty fine
But all I do---is score canine
With my magic wand--poof--all I have to do
is drii-ii-ink
Drink, drink, dri-ink

When I put my---Bud goggles on
You will be my---Charlize Beer-run
You reject from "Swan", you, all I have to do
is drii-ii-ink

Love is truly blind
When it's Miller Time
That's when I'm---in the mood
Only trouble's just---JEE-zus!
Sometimes it turns out she's a duuu-ude

When I want to---go get me some
I just need two---cases of rum
Tomorrow I'll dump you, first let's have a few
To drii-ii-ink
Drink, drink, dri-ink....

Alcohol makes her
Look like Liv Ty-ler
And that sure---ain't too bad
Only trouble's that---WHOA crap!
I wake the next day with her daaa-aad

I love booze so---it really pays
Because I know---it works both ways
I'll look like Keanu, all she has to do
is drii-ii-ink.....
Drink, drink, dri-ink....
Wake up, little floozy

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Kristof Robertson - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolute genius, Claude! Had me hooked from the "canine" line. They don't get much better than this. 555
Rod Worden - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Too funny, as usual, Claude, a total slam-drunk! Fav line: 'Bud goggles'. 5s!
Melhi - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Whew! There for a minute, that second line had me thinking you were going a whole 'nother way with this puppy. Hilarious -- love it, the post-script was a really nice touch, too!
Rick D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
What turns a dog into a fox? Just like you turned this dog of a song into something I like. This one is a good perform candidate (and a good date cuniform?)
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Drink up, hidden Roofies, drink up. 555
Billy Florio - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job Claude
neminem - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Like the original, *love* the change. Especially the last stanza - genius! 5'd.
Ashkicksass - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh so funny! I get the most horrible beer goggles when I drink, so this one really hits home. Outstanding!
Royce Miller - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It's funny, Claude; you have a gift--but if I've learned one thing in life, it's that men go for looks, or so it seems. Be careful at Miller time.
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
"Looks" as defined by who, Royce? To me, it's always been in the eye of the beholder.......and when I "look", I see a lot more than a face and a figure. ;-)
Royce Miller - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I knew my comment might stir some dust--but as it turns out, Claude did mention that it works both ways, so I'll just say that it's good if you're one who looks a little deeper. Cheers
alvin rhodes - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
well written, funny and so true
Ol' John Brown - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
May dern well be one of yer best!!
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it. Look for my comments on your revised version:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/everlybrothers1.shtml
I wish I was Bob Geldof - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
"When Irish eyes are drinking, bla bla bla bla bla bla!!!!!!!"

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