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Song Parodies -> "Sixteen Parts"

Original Song Title:

"Sixteen Tons"

Original Performer:

Ernie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"Sixteen Parts"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

some people say a man is made up by god
but my man's made from some stuff under sod
muscle and blood and skin and bones
a man i can tweak and bring back to roam

i need sixteen parts...what can i get ?
another stray shoulder, two knees and a neck
hey, igor, can you help me cause i can't go
i need to sew up my man a bit more

guy was lowered this morning in a box made of pine
my man grabbed his shovel, now that body is mine
i'm needing sixteen parts to make my man whole
but he's still stone dead cause he's got no soul

i got sixteen do they fit ?
a bunch of strange organs, all slippery and wet
hey, igor, can you help me, cause i don't know
i've got no clue how these pieces all go

i worked late one evening, there was lightning and rain
raised up that gurney just to capture the flame
he was brazed when that bolt snaked, it was trauma, sublime
now, he's a real live human and his heart beats fine

i used sixteen parts...and what a great set
a creature i formed here and what a nice pet
hey, igor, how you helped me...and served me so
you got the goods so my monster could grow

if you see him coming, better step aside
his brain is kinda fact, it is fried
two fists of iron but a brain that is grilled
if he sights, he'll chase ya, in a fight, he'll kill

i used sixteen parts...and what did i get ?
a seven foot soldier who leads me to fret
hey, igor, can you help me...we need to go
i've got a my castle's front door

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Christie Marie M - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Perfectly assembled parody, Alvin! It also reminds me of this Robin Williams movie "Bicentennial Man". I would give you 16 more parts but I hope you can part with 15 (5,5,5) instead.
John Barry - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
15. . ."Parts."
Mark Scotti - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Love that rhyme, on the Frankenstein side... What a creation!!! 555 jolts!!!
Timmy1000 - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Frankly - this is a 555.
AFW - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
A monster of a parody..hugely humorous
Andy Primus - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent - my fave of the day
alvin - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie...glad ya enjoyed...thanks john...thanks timmy...thanks AFW...thanks andy...glad to hear :)
Tommy Turtle - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
.... and you called my song "disturbing"? LMAO :-) Five Steins for your frank description.
alvin - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks TT...heh heh heh

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