Faeces that from my own bum are extruding
Brown logs that look like digested shite-tubing
Poopies from pigeons and other droppings, these are a few of my favourite things
Toilet bowls loaded-up while I am grunting
Pooping in rivers when I am out punting
Drinking the yellow nectar I'm peeing, these are a few of my favourite things
Biscuits with chocolate-chips made out of Ex-Lax
Upholstered toilet seats on which I relax
Pinching a loaf and the snap of my ring, these are a few of my favourite things
Writing of shite, and how it sings, when you hear it splat
I love to describe all my favourite things, so my fans can read, my scat!