-> "Spying On David Spade While He Takes A Shower"
Original Song Title:
"White Room" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Spying On David Spade While He Takes A Shower"
In Spade's bathroom, through the curtains,
Water running, shampoo bottles, soggy wash clothes.
David enters the bathroom, gets things well organized.
Makes sure things are hung up, no wrinkles.
Spade has removed his bathrobe, I see his naked bod!
Looks like a god! I am worshipping him!
He suds himself up well, everywhere.
Soap is running down his biceps, and his triceps.
I am tense with excitement, cannot move,
Need to take more deep breaths, feeling blissful.
Spade is rinsing himself off, water running down.
He is glistening, everywhere! His gorgeous filling the room!
Suddenly, two blonde bimbos enter the room.
They look famous, and they love him, for the moment.
He is happy, knows what he has, uses it well.
They disrobe as they join him, Spade is worshipped, he is happy.
I AM GREEN WITH ENVY, AT THOSE BLEACHED TRASHY BLONDES!
I AM MAD! I AM NOW GOING TO LEAVE!
(Guitar solo as I leave.)
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