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Song Parodies -> "Spying On David Spade While He Takes A Shower"

Original Song Title:

"White Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Spying On David Spade While He Takes A Shower"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

Alright ladies! This is for the David Spade fans this time. Here is more soft core porn..........
(Intro Riff.)

In Spade's bathroom, through the curtains,
Water running, shampoo bottles, soggy wash clothes.
David enters the bathroom, gets things well organized.
Makes sure things are hung up, no wrinkles.

Spade has removed his bathrobe, I see his naked bod!
Looks like a god! I am worshipping him!

He suds himself up well, everywhere.
Soap is running down his biceps, and his triceps.
I am tense with excitement, cannot move,
Need to take more deep breaths, feeling blissful.

Spade is rinsing himself off, water running down.
He is glistening, everywhere! His gorgeous filling the room!

Suddenly, two blonde bimbos enter the room.
They look famous, and they love him, for the moment.
He is happy, knows what he has, uses it well.
They disrobe as they join him, Spade is worshipped, he is happy.

I AM GREEN WITH ENVY, AT THOSE BLEACHED TRASHY BLONDES!
I AM MAD! I AM NOW GOING TO LEAVE!

(Guitar solo as I leave.)
This of course never happened. At least not to me!

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