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Song Parodies -> "Jihad"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

Original Performer:

Enrique Eglasias

Parody Song Title:

"Jihad"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan C. Cast

The Lyrics

Would you dance? If it wasn't allowed?
Would your run, with this strapped to your chest?
Would you cry, if you saw me explode?
Would you like a slushy, with that?

Would you tremble, if I gave you the switch?
Would you laugh, you son of a...gun.
Now would you die, for one big lie?
Hold this bomb, your meat, tonight.

I can be your jihad baby, I won't feel any pain.
I will be with virgins forever, you can't take, my bombs away.

Would you smile, if you could die young?
Would you lie, would hold this grenade?
pork is bad meat, you have lost your mind.
I don't care, your meat, tonight.

I can be your jihad baby, I won't feel any pain.
I will be with virgins forever, you can't take, my bombs away.

Oh, I just want to kill you, I just want to kill you, oh yeah.
pork is bad meat, you have lost your mind.
I don't care, your meat, tonight.

I can be your jihad baby, I won't feel any pain.
I will be with virgins forever, you can't take, my bombs away.
and I can be your jihad...I won't feel the pain.
I will be with virgins forever, you can't take, my bombs away.
you can't take, my bombs away, and I can be your jihad...
Wrote this in a spur of the moment deal. I just want to thank my friend Steve for double checking it for me...and for all you impressionable youngin's out there...stay away from the TNT.

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