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Song Parodies -> "Flaky Man"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky Man"

Original Performer:

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Flaky Man"

Parody Written by:

Liam Wescott

The Lyrics

The Gannon/Guckert saga continues ...
Flaky Man

He had smutty websites
And 'clients' by the score
All coming back to 'rent' him
They're begging for more

Ooooh, what a flaky man he is
Ooooh, what a flaky man he is

The White House press room,
They gave him a pass
A wink in the morning
He got in nice and easy

Ooooh, what a flaky man he is
Ooooh, what a flaky man he is

He threw many softballs
For his Karl and his Scott
Of his disgrace and shilling
The people would know not

Ooooh, what a flaky man he is
Ooooh, what a flaky man he is

A blogger then found him
His 'assets' on display
No whining could save him
So he lay down and he cried

Ooooh, what a flaky man he is
Ooooh, what a flaky man he is

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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hopkins - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I really like it--good use of ELP: there's parody even in the choice of song! Am waiting to see Gannon become a sheep/man clone!
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Scandal and hypocrisy in the Bush Administration? And the so-called liberal media isn't pursuing it? "Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends!"

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