Are you hungry tonight?
Is your underwear tight?
Are you sorry you ate all the tarts?
Do your mammaries stray at the end of the day
When you sit down and let out a fart?
Are the chairs in your parlor all covered with hair?
Do you gaze in the mirror and look like a bear?
Is your heart filled with shame?
Are you gorging again?
Tell me dear, are you hungry tonight?

I wonder if you're hungry tonight.

You know someone said that the world's a buffet
And each must eat his share
Fate had you eating a dove
And you were my Sweet Tart

Course 1 when we first ate, I loved you at first glance
You ate entrees so eagerly and never missed a chew

Then came Course 2, you seemed to change and you ate the range
And why I never knew.

Honey, you lied when you said you dieted
And I had no cause to doubt you.

But I'd rather see you eating lots of pies
Than go on living without you.

Now the buffet is bare and I'm standing there
With emptiness all around
And if you won't come back to me
I'll make them take the menu down.

Are your pants filled with pain, are you gorging again?
Tell me dear, are you hungry tonight?