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Song Parodies -> "Jack Daniels"

Original Song Title:

"Daniel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Jack Daniels"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

daniels is thriving tonight in my brain
you should see my bloodshot eyes...heavily veined
oh and...when i drink daniels, kiss it goodbye
god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night

i know jails ain't pretty...but that's where i've been
daniels led me to this place...its never clean
oh and...i should know...i've been there enough
when there's no daniels...how i need me a crutch

daniels, i guzzle
on your...shoulder, i lean
cause you will kill the pain
its in bars, that's i'm seen
you get me high
and no one drinks like i
daniels...fill my jar
so my throat won't be dry

daniels is getting me tight...that is plain
i can see that i'm so wiped...poise, i can't feign
oh and...when i drink daniels, i'll end up fried
god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night
oh god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night

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Ravyn Rant - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Now why didn't I think of that? Three fifths for you!
Steve K. - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this one!
carol - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
cheers! 5's
Rex - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome! Loved "no one drinks like i".
Poopie Long Stocking - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
It's great... but I do think TOS was from the seventies. Sir Elton didn't have any sixties stuff.
alvin rhodes - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn steve carol rex and poopie (you're right)
AFW - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Write on, alvin.....nobody can say that you don't know Jack....fives
Red Ant - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe, I know Jack-expensive company these days but something I noticed-the amount of money you spend on alcohol in inversely proportional to the hangover one gets- Bombay Sapphire at 28 bucks a fifth=no hangover. Bowmans at 6$ a fifth=massive hangover, that is if one can get it down in the first place.
Michael Pacholek - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You got... Jacked up! Here's a five take to your special island, along with the Captain. (That's Captain Jack, not Captain Morgan.)
Lucidlupin LeeBee - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Another round of 5s coming up ;)
alvin rhodes - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW red ant michael and leebee
Rick C - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This one hits the jackpot. 555
Spaff.com - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This is hilarious, Alvin. Love it.
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rick and spaff

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