It was really quite funny, that (your name here) song
I've been a huge fan of (your name here) for so long
I don't know Weird Al but, boy if I did
I'd tell him bow down to that (your name here) kid

If I were decisive....but then again, no
Or maybe some asslick out to impress some schmo
Might write a lame tribute, that don't ring true
But (your name here)'s special, and so--this song's for you

And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
I doubt that they'll give a crap but
I could be wrong
I hope you don't mind--
I hope you don't mind--
If I tell the whole world
The one I most like is
(your name here) for sure

I went to your song list and I gave lots of fives
I saw some bad comments, like some "this don't rhyme" jive
Rhyming's overrated; and cleverness is too
Your songs are the greatest, just because they're by you

So I hope you'll forgive me, if I seem insincere
But you're the greatest writer since William Shakespeare
The reason that I say all these things so selflessly
Is you should be famous, now you say it to me

And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
I doubt they'll believe you, unless
You're Elton John
I hope you go blind!
I hope you go blind!
Then get pooped on by birds
I wonder if I'll get
Away with this verse

I hope you don't mind--
I HOPE you don't mind--
That I put down in words....
I want (your name here) to
Get what they deserve....