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Song Parodies -> "Ark Of Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Knock On Wood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eddie Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Ark Of Wood"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i just want to use you...ol' god said
here's my thoughts
causing the doom...of all mankind
is my latest plot
but i love...you better
than any man i know
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby

i'm not really vicious
i love men
but damn, they had their chance
i see 'em sinning...daily
i've got to take a stance
but i love...you better
than any man i know
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby

just keep secret...about it
lest panic in the world, erupt
and you see...to it
animals get stuffed
you'll lose touch...i fear
with all that heathen bunch
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby

you build an ark ark ark of wod
baby, build an ark ark ark of wood
baby, build an ark ark ark of wood



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Tommy Turtle - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Insted of leavin' a comment, how 'bout if I just post a tribute to ya tomorrow?
alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
fire away, tommy
AFW - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Good spark about the Ark....I read somewhere Noah's boat was about 450 feet long...but, being constructed of wood, one wonders if it could have taken on two dinosaurs....
alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW...food for thought
Rick C - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
If I had a buck for every time I"ve performed this OS in public, I'd have about $800. Nice job with it, Alvin but, I never want to sing it again. 555
TT - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Done.
Paul Robinson - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
well, I thought the ark of your story-line here was a little wooden, alvin...hmm...and the story - it has a familiar ring to it...well, I'd have to be all wet to knock any points off for those things...hey, it floats, doesn't it? 5's ~ ~ ~
Larry Hensley - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I only know the disco cover of this song, but I wood want to give you 5's

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