-> "Christmastime Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Summertime Blues"
Parody Song Title:
"Christmastime Blues"
Parody Written by:
Mickey the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
Well I'm a-gonna raise a fuss
I'm gonna raise a holler
All this Christmas shopping
Is gobbling up my dollar
Trying to take my wife
To a Christmas Party date
The boss says
"No dice dude you gotta work late"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure
For the Christmastime blues
Well my son said
"Daddy you gotta spend that money
To get that hot toy
For Christmas next Sunday"
Well I didn't go shopping
'Cause this cold made me yawn
"Went down to the store
And the hot toy was all gone"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure
For the Christmastime blues
Almost impaled myself
Hanging up the Christmas tree
Took my daughter to see
Santa and on his lap she did pee
Well, I called my congressman
And he said, quote:
"I'd like to help you, son
But you're too young to vote"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure
For the Christmastime blues
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