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Song Parodies -> "Christmastime Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Blues"

Original Performer:

Eddie Cochran

Parody Song Title:

"Christmastime Blues"

Parody Written by:

Mickey the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

Well I'm a-gonna raise a fuss
I'm gonna raise a holler
All this Christmas shopping
Is gobbling up my dollar

Trying to take my wife
To a Christmas Party date
The boss says
"No dice dude you gotta work late"

Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure
For the Christmastime blues

Well my son said
"Daddy you gotta spend that money
To get that hot toy
For Christmas next Sunday"

Well I didn't go shopping
'Cause this cold made me yawn
"Went down to the store
And the hot toy was all gone"

Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure
For the Christmastime blues

Almost impaled myself
Hanging up the Christmas tree
Took my daughter to see
Santa and on his lap she did pee

Well, I called my congressman
And he said, quote:
"I'd like to help you, son
But you're too young to vote"

Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure
For the Christmastime blues

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2Eagle - December 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Good winter solstice version of that summertime classic. Liked the part where Santa's lap she peed.

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