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Song Parodies -> "Green Crackers"

Original Song Title:

"Green Acres T.V. Show Theme"

Original Performer:

Eddie Albert & Ava Gabor

Parody Song Title:

"Green Crackers"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Soylent Green - The Musical
Green crackers, I get them for free
Since there's no life left in the sea
They make them out of folks who died
They come salted, unsalted and baked or fried

New York has fallen to decay
Staircase has sleepers in my way
I've found meat and some veggies too
I gave them to Sol and he made us a nice stew

There's poor galore
Foul air, despair

Such stress and strife, Sol ended his life
Green crackers c'est la guerre!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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Stephen Harrington - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, very unusual.
PMS - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
This is the ultimate cannibal song!
Stuart McArthur - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
ha, nice work, silly willie. New! York! is where the things should be - 555
Rick C - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny and filling for fives.
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Cyraneau de Beargerac - September 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Love it. Very, very funny in a delightfully twisted way. Perfect for the upcoming Halloween season. Bravo!

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