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Song Parodies -> "Anchor Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eartha Kitt

Parody Song Title:

"Anchor Baby"

Parody Written by:

Don Milne

The Lyrics

Another parody lyricist beat me to it on this one, but our versions are different enough that I am posting mine here.
(Baboom baboom baboom baboom)
Anchor baby, just slip a phony ID to me;
For me.
Been an awful good girl,
Anchor baby, so hurry ‘cross the border tonight.

(Babababoom)
Anchor baby, a social security card, light blue;
I'll wait up for you, dear;
Anchor baby, so hurry ‘cross the border tonight.

Think of all the pain I’ll miss;
Thanks to baby as I dodge the INS;
Next year I could be just as safe.
If I’m crossed off the deport list.

(Baboom baboom)
Anchor baby, I want a green card and really that's not too hard;
Been an angel all year;
Anchor baby, so hurry ‘cross the border tonight.

Anchor honey, one little thing to get for me...
The key... to my citizenship,
Anchor baby, so hurry ‘cross the border tonight.

Anchor cutie, and get me some welfare benefits;
And WIC’s;
I’ll sign your 'X' on the line,
Anchor baby, so hurry ‘cross the border tonight.

Come and fill my Wal-Mart cart;
With some food provisions bought with a SNAP card;
I really do believe in you;
Let's see if you believe in me…

(Baboom baboom)
Anchor baby, forgot to mention one little note...
A vote...
I don't mean GOP;
Anchor baby, so hurry ‘cross the border tonight
Hurry ‘cross the border tonight
Hurry, tonight!
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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Rob Arndt - August 31, 2015 - Report this comment
You mean parodists, plural. I did this topic first, then Onslaught. 555!
Onslaught - August 31, 2015 - Report this comment
It's Purrrrrrrrrfect. 555
Jonathan - August 31, 2015 - Report this comment
now where have I seen this before? 5's
It's Abhorrent - September 01, 2015 - Report this comment
From Republican racists Jeb Bush and Donald Trump!

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