-> "Frozen Heads And Cold Dead People"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Threads And Golden Needles"
Original Performer:
Dusty Springfield (and covered by Janis Joplin, Li
Parody Song Title:
"Frozen Heads And Cold Dead People"
The Lyrics
I don't want your mausoleum
With cobwebs and dusty gloom
All I want's a vacuum bottle
To be my Thermos tomb
You might think that I am crazy
But I'm all right in the head
I'll find myself tomorrow
Rising thawed-out from the dead
Frozen heads and cold dead people
They will be new friends of mine
When Alcor chills down my body
To minus-one-ninety-nine
You can buy new life with money
For a distant future time
Frozen heads and cold dead people
They're chilled-out and feelin' fine
When the Reaper comes to take me
On my final Earthly day
Can't wait to see Grim's expression
When he's sent on his way
Fill my champagne glass with lots of
Liquid nitrogen sublime
And I'll toast the old Grim Reaper
Saying "Grim, it's not my time!"
Frozen heads and cold dead people
They will be new friends of mine
In suspended animation
At minus-one-ninety-nine
In my will I clearly stated
That Alcor gets every dime
Frozen heads and cold dead people
They're chilled-out and feelin' fine
Frozen heads and cold dead people
They're with Red Sox Number Nine
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