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Song Parodies -> "I Close My Eyes & Count My Feet"

Original Song Title:

"I Close My Eyes & Count To Ten"

Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"I Close My Eyes & Count My Feet"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

I close my eyes and count my feet
And when I open them they're still here
I close my eyes and count repeat
I can't believe it but they're still here

We were strangers a moment ago
With a few pairs of shoes but nothing to show
The world was a place
With a boot in its its face
And tomorrow was just my little toe

But the way you make me feel
The moment I am close to you
Makes my toes seem like my heel
Somehow I can't fit in this shoe
Tomorrow will the shoe still be here?
Tomorrow will come but I fear
That what is happening to me
Is only shoe cream

I close my eyes and count my feet
And when I open them they’re still here
I close my eyes and count repeat
I can't believe it but they’re still here
I close my eyes and count my feet
And when I open them they’re still here

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