-> "Thy Husband's thy Lord"
Original Song Title:
"Wishing and Hoping"
Parody Song Title:
"Thy Husband's thy Lord"
The Lyrics
Thy husband's thy lord
Thy life, thy keeper
Thy head, thy soverign
The one that cares for thee
Thy maint'nance commits his body
To painful labor by both sea and land
To watch the night
In storms and the day in cold whilest thou
Liest warm, secure and safe.
Dart not scornful glances from thine eyes
To wound thy lord, thy governor
Blots beauty as frost bites meads
Confounds fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds
No sense meet or amiable.
When she is froward, peevish
Sullen and sour
And disobedient
To his honest will
She's a foul, contending rebel
And graceless traitor to her loving lord
She should kneel down and
Seek peace, not seek rule, supremecy and sway
When she is bound
To serve and love and obey
He craves no other tribute at thy hands
But love, fair looks, obedience
So little pay for great debt
Such duty as the subject
Even such a woman
Oweth to her husband.
Why are our bodies soft,
And weak and smooth
Unapt to toil
And trouble in the world
So vail your stomachs, t'is no boot
So place your hand 'neath your husband's foot
In your token of...
In token of duty
I'm ready if he please
My hand is now ready
To do him ease
To do him ease x2
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