I don't know what it is that makes me want to go
I only know I really have to let it go

My poo's started pumping,
Oh, can't you see?

My underwear is wet, and now I have to pee!

It happens to be true
I only want to pee-whiz-poo!


It doesn't matter where I go or what I do
I have to spend each moment saying "Where's the loo?"

Oh, look what has happened,
With just one piss!

I never knew that I could be as wet as this!

It's crazy but it's true
I only want to pee-whiz-poo!


I stopped,
And ran inside,
As I did my got-ta-go dance

I fell into the open john,
And instantly crapped my pants!

This isn't funny!

I just want to pee and I poo everywhere
As long as I can dump it, honey, I don't care

'Cause poo-farted grunting,
In pants, you see,
Is my fate if no freakin' toilet bowl is free

No matter what's my food
I only want to pee-whiz-poo!


(oh, OH!)

I stopped,
And ran inside,
And I did my pot-ty-go dance

I ran into an open stall
Too late!
I still crapped my pants!

Now hear me tell you,

I just want to go through just one single day
Without my colon or my bladder giving way

'Cause De-pends I'm wearing
Cannot withstand

My vol-canic colonic pyroclastic BLAM!

A steel plate I'll blast through,
With my volcanic pee-whiz-poo!

All kinds of matter, I shatter when I do -
- my supersonic pee-whiz-poo!