ZEN AND THE ART OF BANK BALANCE MAINTENANCE


Well I used to ask myself what does it all mean
So I sat right down and read that Selfish Gene
I wasn't too sure about Richard Dawkins
So I tried to grapple with Stephen Hawkins
Then I got down and dirty with Andrea Dworkin
Ooh now you're talkin'
You wouldn't catch Andrea in a fishnet stocking

But the only thing that could ever teach me
Was a pun and a cheesy rhyme
The only thing that could ever reach me
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I hit that hippy trail to seek enlightenment
I went from ashram to temple in my two man tent
I sat at the feet of the Maharishi
But I began to think he was a little bit fishy
And I must admit I don't like to rough it
If I need a guru I'll take Warren Buffet

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