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Song Parodies -> "Scum Bum Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome Christmas"

Original Performer:

Dr. Seuss/Albert Hague

Parody Song Title:

"Scum Bum Christmas"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Another holiday hit from the Mother Nature's Ass Community Choir.
Yahoo Mavis!
Yahoo Doris!
Scum Bum Christmas
On yer way!

Yahoo Remus!
Yahoo Purvis!
Scum Bum Christmas
Here to today!

Dum, Dum, Dum Dum
Drink yer joy juice!
Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck
Duck, Duck, Duck GOOSE!
Christmas Day, we'll fish for bass
Come 'ere, let me squeeze yer ass!

Yahoo Bevis
Yahoo Clovis
Scum Bum Christmas
Drink a beer!
Yahoo Bevis
Yahoo Clovis
We made this booze
All last year!

Scum Bum Christmas, Paw shot a moose
Scum Bum Christmas, mah pants are loose
Christmas Day shor is funny
No one is white trash as we

Yahoo Travis!
Yahoo Cletus!
Scum Bum Christmas
Start a fight

(during musical bridge, wrassle with yer neighbor!)

Scum Bum Christmas
Now call a truce!
Scum Bum Christmas
Kiss a wet moose!
Scum Bum Christmas
Start the band!
Light yer farts!
Now ain't it grand!?

Yahoo Jarvis
Yahoo Pincus
Dum, dum, dum, dum
Christmas, Christmas Daaaaaay!!
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee y'all.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This is just plain great, the OS choice, the lyrics, the pure redneckity of this entire work is just astounding!!!!! Expecially the Duck-Duck-Goose part, but the whole thing is astounding, fantastic job here Agrimorfee
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a hoot
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This is awesome! 555
Yoidy - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Scumbells are ringin' fer you! 555
TJC - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with Matthias on this... pure (evil) genius... assembling those perfectly-picked names alone deserves fives in my book!
PMS - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
WOW You really made a lot out of an OS that didn't give much to work with! LOL 555

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