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Song Parodies -> "Just An Inch"

Original Song Title:

"Mister Grinch"

Original Performer:

Dr. Seuss

Parody Song Title:

"Just An Inch"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

inspired by spaff's fine recent parody
you're a lean one...just an inch
your gear has no appeal
its so tiny, it distracts us
its alarming and unreal...just an inch

just a pink banana, that's so wee, we get chills

not a monster...just an inch
your part can't fill the role
you'll never get inside her
no, you'll never reach that goal...just an inch

you ain't got much, dude...pity you're left with such a pole

not a mile one...just an inch
the dimensions of a child
you're a man who's rendered meatless
with a short stick, you can't smile...just an inch

given the length that was given to you...i bet your shortness is a trial

you're a small one...just an inch
its a crassly ghastly stump
you've got the smallest on the block
its makes no bulging lump...just an inch

the three words that best describes you
and i quote..."shrimp...lank...runt"

its a laugher...just an inch
yes, a pinch is all you've got
your part is such a riot
cause there really ain't a lot..just an inch

your tool is an appalling sausage underwhelming
with its most disgraceful appearance
and the tiniest size possible
tangled up, it never has got

you suffer greatly...just an inch
below the norm of course
in the gym, they're always mocking
cause they're all hung like a horse...just an inch

you're a miserably sawed off and supremely underprivileged fellow
who's feeling remorse

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   9

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AFW - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I know how difficult it must be to let someone know they're not well endowed...but, like they say...somebody's got to do it...funny word weave here, alvin..555
Lionel Mertens - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, you really hit 'em where the good Lord split 'em. 5's man'. Keep on Poking in Freak World.
Paul Robinson - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, alvin, your title pricked my curiousity just a little. Maybe your character can use some of these "5's" in some way to add some length (and width and depth) to his puny pod of a pud ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW lionel and paul
Rick C - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, this guy sounds tiny. I'll bet he does some fly fishing! (groan..) Excellent, Mr. Rhodes. 555
Stuart McArthur - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
alright already, I get it!.....but to call me a "shrimp...lank...runt" well, that REALLY hurt - 555
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Al, this is a dong...dang fine parody. It wood...would be a pleasure for to give you 555.
alvin rhodes - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick stuart and kristof
Meriadoc - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This one kept me in stiches..."its a crassly ghastly stump," and "tangled up, it never has got" - among the many great lines.
Peregrin - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
In short...5's ! - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, leave poor Rush alone. Heh heh. Great job, alvin, especially in capturing the subtle rhyme scheme. And thanx for the gratuitous shout-out.

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