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Song Parodies -> "Donnez-Moi Poutine!"

Original Song Title:

"Que Sera, Sera"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Donnez-Moi Poutine!"

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The Lyrics

I read lots of webcomics, and I've gotten into the habit of posting song parodies over at "Narbonic" and "Skin Horse". Somehow, the readers got onto the subject of "poutine" (a Canadian fast food, consisting of french fries with cheese and gravy). Someone dared me to write a song about poutine, and well, I couldn't stop myself. "Donnez-moi" is French for "Gimme!"
When I was just a little boy,
My mother asked me, "What will you eat?
Do you want pizza? Do you want poi?"
Always, I would repeat ..

"Donnez-moi poutine!
I want it or I'll get mean!
The best food I've ever seen!
Donnez-moi poutine!"

As through the years I grew and grew,
Through adolescence, into teen age ...
My mother urged me, "Try something new!"
I'd fly into a rage!

"Donnez-moi poutine!
The fav'rite of ev'ry teen!"
At Mom I would vent my spleen,
"Donnez-moi poutine!"

Now I am older than before;
My doctor tells me, "You're getting fat!
You should eat healthy, exercise more!"
Here's what I say to that:

"Donnez-moi poutine!
Who cares if I'm not so lean?
Addictive as nicotine!
Donnez-moi poutine!"
Originally posted at Skin Horse I write and draw the webcomic Everyday Heroes

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Invisible Boy - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Finally a topic I can sink my teeth into. Where I live the population is 90% French Canadian. There are places all over town that serve poutine. Each serving is like a zillion calories. Good pacing BTW.
MadameMenomenee - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Mon ami de Parodie ~ Vive Le Canadienne ~ MonSieur ! . . Tres amusant, non, ?

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