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Song Parodies -> "Bride Of Tomb Raider Rocks"

Original Song Title:

"Twentieth Century Fox"

Original Performer:

Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Bride Of Tomb Raider Rocks"

Parody Written by:

Fred Snider

The Lyrics

I'll explain after the song.... ;)~
Well she's not really mean,
And she's not really gay,
She'll cause, quite a scene,
She didn't, shave today,
She spends her time just chasing Lara Croft.
'Cause the,....
Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
Yes, the,....
Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
Got no panty lines,
She's got, a hairy crotch.

Yeah, the Bride of Tomb Raider rocks,
Oh, yeah....
Well, she'll dance like a fool,
And her boobs are real great,
She's got, quite a tool,
O.K., the boobs are both fake,
He's not in drag,
It's Halloween, you lox!
Now, the,....
Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
Yes, the,....
Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
Got two pairs,
Of men's underwear,
Up there,
No jocks!
Yeah, the Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
( Repeat & rock out! )
My ex-wife & I were invited to a Halloween party, & wanted to go as a bride & groom, but none of the gowns at the thrift shop fit her, so we had to switch roles, & I won 1st prize! She said she wanted to be Lara Croft next year, & I said that would make me Bride Of Tomb Raider, & we concocted a 90-min. home video using that....

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Deathlurker - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
IDK the OS but i did read through it and found it very funny and enjoyed it...thanks Fred!!!!
Christie Marie M - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, Tomb Raider rules!! Keep on writing, Fred!!

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