A knock upon my bathroom door while I'm doing it,
This meestery I weel explore when I'm through doing it.

Eenside steps a raven, then he seet upon thee toilet seat
Raven use thee toilet, then he flush thee toilet, so discreet.

C& c& falling from thee sky, ees dangerous to play outside
Birdies flying way up high do their business in thee sky.

Raven on thee bathroom door say no damn thing but "nevermore" -
Why hang around my bathroom door? Other birds have flown before.

Oh, Juanita, oh, Juanita, oh, Juanita, I call your name.
Who the heck ees thees babe called Lenore,
I theenk thee raven come to thee wrong door.

Feed thee raven frijoles, then he pass gas and fly away
Feed thee raven frijoles, then he stay regular all day.

Jet propel heem out the door, back to night's Plutonian shore
Far away forever more, won't use my toilet anymore.
Ay, ay, ay
Throw thee raven out thee door, there ees no raven anymore
Jet propel heem out thee door, he'll be gone forevermore........
(Repeat as often as you like. In this song it doesn't matter.)