Oh, Charlie Brown, don't let me down
Give it a try, don't stand and cry.
It's not that I pull the football away
It's just that you take all day.
Get your rear in gear and have no fear
Come running up while I hold the ball.

From Lucy with the football waiting
To Charlie stubbornly resisting.
From Lucy with the football waiting
To Charlie stubbornly resisting - cha, cha, cha

I am waiting for you patiently
My feelings are hurt 'cause you don't trust me.
Do you think it's just mischief I intend?
Did you forget that I'm your friend?
Friendship's based on trust and that's why you must
Believe when I say you'll have your way.

From Lucy with the football waiting
To Charlie stubbornly resisting
(Repeat as many times as you like. In this song it doesn't matter.)

Oh, Charlie Brown, Don't wear a frown
Act like a man, give it all you can.
Pete Carroll would be disappointed in you
Consider this point of view.
Do it for me and USC
If you just try you can kick it high.

From Lucy with the football waiting
To Charlie stubbornly resisting.
From Lucy with the football waiting
To Charlie stubbornly resisting.
"OK, here I come!"
"Zip!"
"Whump!"
"I think I'll start taking steroids."
Cha, cha, cha