I can't live without Morris
But he can do without me -
I'm just lost without Morris
That's the thing he can't see.

They call him Smelly Kitty
(Eats rats.)
They call him Smelly Kitty
(Eats rats.)
They call him Smelly Kitty

There's no pet like a tom cat
Tom cats are good to me -
You can bet on a tom cat
If you have a fruit tree.

He keeps away the varmits
(He's baaad.)
He keeps away the varmits
(He's baaad.)
He keeps away the varmits

He's no robin who can fly
Cats aren't meant to have wings -
He can climb the tree real high
Watch the squirrells run when he sings.

He smell-os and he yell-os
(Meow!)
He smell-os and he yell-os
(Meow!)
He smell-os and he yell-os

Electric smelly cat hair
Keeps intruders at bay -
Electric smelly cat hair
Watch him hair out ere he sprays.

They call it yellow smell-o
(Tom cat.)
They call it yellow smell-o
(Tom cat.)
They call it yellow smell-o

Morris - meow
I can't live without him -
I depend upon Morris
Vector can't match with him.

Cats make yellow smell-o
(And so forth)