Tiny Bubbles, (tiny bubbles)
'Tack my rack ('tack my rack)
At the border (at the border)
Down in the back (down in the back)

Tiny Bubbles (tiny bubbles)
Seem to form all over
People near me run for cover
When they hear the tiny bubbles crack

Perhaps too much juice of prune,
Pepperoni, pizza, cheese
Has caused this rumble in
My BVD's

Perhaps too much gingerbread
Spaghetti sauce and wine
Once rid of tiny bubbles,
I feel fine..

Tiny Bubbles, (tiny bubbles)
Flatulence, (flatulence)
Rub my hubbles, (rub my hubbles)
Make me feel tense (make me feel tense)

Tiny Bubbles, (tiny bubbles)
Always form all over
Give me feelings that I'm gonna'
Blow up till they all dispense..

So, here's to the bicarb shake
And here's to the Gas X pill
And here's to that gross job
They must fulfill..

Yes, here's to the bicarb shake,
And here's to the Gas X pill
And cheers for their gross job,
That they fulfill