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Song Parodies -> "Hiney Bubbles"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Bubbles"

Original Performer:

Don Ho

Parody Song Title:

"Hiney Bubbles"

Parody Written by:

Dave W.

The Lyrics

I did finally get around to writing the second half of this parody..I dedicate this to an old friend - Kalani....He is a very talented musician, singer entertainer with plenty of Hawaiian charm . Just recently turned 70...His birthday party was the best I've ever been to. Had to have been at least 300 people.. The place was decked out to the hilt....With an authentic musical band and traditional beautiful dancers to boot...Which included one of his own daughters who just flown in from Hawaii to surprise Dad...It was very cool .. .Kalani and his wife Pat are known to have thrown some of the biggest and best outdoor Luau's this side of the mighty Miss... Fire jugglers, the pit, the pig, the whole bit...They go on for days.....Anyways, I was going to sing it for him at the party but my day was long and I was running on fumes .. so I gave him a copy and said " later dude" .( Later I heard that Kalani and Pat didn't get home till 5 in the morning ) .Well I did end up singing it for him a couple days later at one of his shows....We had a lot of laughs - still reminiscing "bout all the Shaka signs and all the hanging loose we did
Hiney Bubbles
In my bath
Make me giggle
Make-a me laugh

Hiney Bubbles
Make a real fine odor
Got a feelin' That it's unappealin'
To my better half

Appears we need two bathrooms
Appears she needs privacy
But mostly needs a nice-her space to pee

Hiney Bubbles
Full of gas
Make her cranky
Make-a her crass

Hiney Bubbles
Make her mad all over
Got a feelin' If I know what's good for me
I better not sass

Appears I'll tread gingerly
I'll clean the tub, you'll see
And spray a mist
That's lovely as can be

Hiney Bubbles - bloop bloop bloop bloop
I don't mind - bloop bloop bloop bloop
Some smell crappy - bloop bloop bloop bloop
And some divine - bloop bloop bloop bloop

Hiney Bubbles
Honeymoon is over
Gut-ache feelin' , someone's blown the
Lid off the crap jar this time

Hurt my feelin's, said she's gonna
Buy a (gonna buy a) gas ma-a-ask
A gas mask next time

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AFW - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
This is a gas!....funny bathroom humor
Barry J. Mitchel - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
You really spilled the beans! Maybe some internal cleansing would improve your marriage.
Old Man Ribber - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Dave - Hiney Bubbles...great in a parody like this one, not so good in a hot tub. Kalani sounds like a very cool dude. ;D
John Barry - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Lifeliver - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks to other commenters, I finally twigged what 'hiney' meant. Nice backstory. One of the advantages of a spa - you can get away with it, (until a few seconds later).
Dave W. - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks guys....I'm buyin' the Hiney
Alpha Skua - August 25, 2018 - Report this comment
Back a few years ago they made the commercial from Japan it shows these kids in a bath tub dong a song there was bubble bath then some bubbles come from in back of one of them and he is soon left at one end of the tub alone

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