-> "The Job Of A Pizza Man"
Original Song Title:
"The Son Of A Preacher Man"
Original Performer:
Disty Springfield
Parody Song Title:
"The Job Of A Pizza Man"
The Lyrics
domino's was a pizza shop
and when a pizza was ordered, then off i'd hop
to the little truck, i'd start a-walkin'
i'd be drivin' for several blocks and...
for that address, i'd be a-stalkin'
then i'd hand 'em those pizza pies
so fast, they'd be surprised
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
bein' quick isn't always easy
deliverin' pizza pies
i'd hop in the truck and be zoomin'
i'd be hopin' that the address was right
badly scribbled, i hope its alright
or their dinner'd be cold tonight
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
cut well, not dismembered
all the toppings spaced just right
messy pizzas are such a fright
thirty minutes from bake time
any later, a big crime
burnin' hot with cheese a-glowin'
right unto your table goin'
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
i got a job that is truly peachy
i got a sweet little job as a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
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