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Song Parodies -> "Someday My Cleaning Lady Will Come"

Original Song Title:

"Someday My Prince Will Come"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Someday My Cleaning Lady Will Come"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

I thought up the title a few years ago as I was cleaning my apartment at the time but didn't write this until now
Someday a cleaning lady
Will be cleaning my place
I’ll have to hire her

Please clean the gunk
From it all
The countertops
And the stall
Maybe the floors
And the hall
“Vacuum this place”
I call

Someday cleaning lady will come
Someday I will find one
How amazing that moment will be
When my cleaning lady will help me

She’ll do all my laundry (no bleach please)
And dust top of the fridge (and elsewhere)
Though that time is not today
Find my cleaning lady someday

Something I say I’ll do
Cleaning? I just don’t want to
She’ll clean out on the patio
Even clean off my spit you know
Someday I won’t clean that’s true

Swiffer waiting for me
That’s something I don’t long to see
I think I need to clean my door
Don’t feel like cleaning anymore

Someday when I just spew
She’ll clean it up, while saying “ewww”
Hope I’ll like her the moment we meet
We’ll throw cleaner onto the street
I might be less dirty too

Someday cleaning lady will come (someday I’ll be cleaning there)
Maybe I’ll find my love (Who knows, might find my love)
She’ll clean with wd-40 (wd-40)

Washing laundry
On Monday
Dusting a/c
On Tuesday
Vacuuming floors
Wednesday night
So my neighbors
Will get a fright

Cleaning the floors
On Thursday
The countertops
On Friday
And the bathroom (Ugh, the bathroom?)
Saturday (Saturday)
Please say you won’t (Oh no I won't)
Go away (Go away)

You are so good (I am so good)
I just said (You just said)
Why don’t you clean (Why don't I clean)
Butt naked (that would be so fun)
After we gunk (Yes we just might)
Up the floor (Make it dirty)
Why don’t you stay (I might stay)
A while more (a bit more)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   7

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Rob Arndt - February 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Good clean fun-555!!!
Jonathan - February 11, 2015 - Report this comment
^ what Rob said 5's
Chris Caillouet - February 11, 2015 - Report this comment
A clean house? Another utopian vision -- methinks you are the master, Mr. Lomain. Shiny 5s for you.
John Lomain - February 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob, Jonathan, Chris. The title was just a random thought one day
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - February 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Lotsa fun, but pacing rough - i had trouble singing it.
Blotto - February 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Pacing rough, Dearly Departed? Pacing AWOL. Therefore, not a parody! Ergo, no score.

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